To All in the Transportation Division:
The 6-Weeks-Out test run went well today with only one lost shoe and some minor navigation problems. The main reindeer team seem to be in fine shape except Prancer is fighting the flu. Olive, as part of the first-string reindeer backup unit, be prepared to step in at a moment’s notice.
And speaking of the filling in; Reindeer Backups - you need to get into shape! I know that you’re not called on that often, but Christmas is just 6 weeks away and I’ve seen quite a few waggly, flabby bellies on the bench.
Starting this Saturday, Reindeer Backup Unit diets will be restricted to whole grains and vegetables only - NO MORE CHEETOHS!
~ Krusticus P. Elf, NorthPole Comptroller