Ho Ho Ho, greetings all,
We have found a kalunkit worm gear on ebay, I believe it is coming from, of all places Djibouti in Africa. We should have it by the middle of next week.
Paisley, please make sure the reindeer are ready for a load test run next Friday, this mechanical problem has set us back a bit. I hear the flu is spreading throughout the Pole, please ensure the Reindeer are all healthy. If anyone of them has early signs of the flu, they will have to go see Dr. V.E. Todd immediately to ensure they are able to recuperate before Christmas Eve.
On a different note, SOMEONE OR SOMETHING has DESTROYED a pair of my GOOD PANTS. Who would have the nerve to BURN HOLES IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!
If anyone has any information regarding this incident please contact me at once.
Santa